New Horde Races Which Would Be A Better Choice Than Goblins

• Taunka
• Murlocs
• Centaur
• Maghar
• Outland Orcs
• Naga
• Wretched
• Ornery Plainstrider
• Tuskarr
• Nerubian
• Proper Trolls with Muscles
• Faceless Ones
• Gnoll
• Makura
• Harpy
• Kobold
• Hobgoblin
• Spider-Man
• Treant
• Furbolg
• Swift Timber Wolf
• Pandaren
• Undead Orc
• Undead Tauren
• Undead Troll
• Undead Blood Elf
• Undead Goblin
• Undead Undead
• Magnataur
• Gargantuan Thunder Lizard
• Proto-Kodo
• Arrakoa
• Broken Draenei
• Ogre
• Sporeling
• Anubisath
• Gorloc
• Leper Gnome
• Mutant Murloc
• Wolvar
• Night Elf
• Ghost
• Dragonspawn
• Sea Serpent
• High Priestess Tyrande Whisperwind
• Cachalot Whale
• Hydra
• Trogg
• Treant
• Spirit Healer
• Titan

If you think some of these make no sense, I must point out that anyone wanting to actually play a Goblin makes no sense.

Gentlemen, This Could Be The End of the World… of Warcraft

After mysterious months away, here is a post. It is about the next WoW expansion. I hope it makes you vomit slightly in your mouth, like all the best things I do.

WHY CATACLYSM WILL ROXXORS BOXXORS

• Garbage stats are gone – Thanks Blizzard! We can now tell if gear is an upgrade by looking over the stats instead of looking up a dozen sources online, checking our spreadsheets and running simulators. Plus things like ArPen and AP and suchlike always felt like a hack job to cover up things basic stats couldn’t do. If you’ve fixed how basic stats worked then this is a great change.
• Levelling will be more fun – As things stand right now, Azeroth feels like being forced to do chores before you can eat your chocolate cake. The zones are boring, quests are still of the old “collect/kill 10″ variety and travelling is unpleasant, to say the least.
• Talents are finally talents – Instead of things you must take to DPS. Plus it’s another reason levelling will be more fun. 1% more Crit at Level 15 is boring and seemingly useless.
• Finally Azeroth is Finished – Pity it took FIVE FUCKING YEARS.

WHY CATACLYSM WILL SUCK GIANT MAN BOOBS

• Horde gets fucked over – Alliance gets Werewolves, we get annoying little green men. Goblins don’t even need a new model! It’s rumored that Cairne gets assassinated and that emo to jock cuntface Garrosh takes over from Thrall as Warchief. What the hell? Why play if I despise my own faction? And the worst part? While all this crap happens to the Horde, what upheavals hit the Alliance? That’s right. Jack shit.
• Awesome Stats are gone – Talk about making the game a bit too easy Blizz. Fuck you. BBQQ.
• How goddamn lazy – All you’ve done is remodelled the continents a bit and changed some quests. It’s still the same shit I’ve been looking at for 4 years.
• No new class to rape DKs with – I’m sick of being destroyed by Death Knights, where was the new Hero class to kill both of us?
• All my Alts feel Pointless – Might as well restart them.
• Goblins, WTF – We Hordies laugh at Gnomes for a reason. WE DON’T WANT THEM. Not even if you breed them with Orcs.
• Garrosh is still a dick 5 bullet points later – Enough said. God, I’ll fucking raid him.

More reasons when I remember them.

ET FAILS

I'm pretty sure I noticed this a year ago, too. It's just laughable they haven't fixed this for their 3 members.

I’m sure Kalas feels right at home.

ZOMG

GAMERS WILL ONE DAY CONTROL MINDS

…well that’s how I wanted to read it, fuck you.

DUMBEST REVIEW BITCH EVER

And I thought some of my fellow reviewers at XBE were bad…

This woman thinks all Supehero movies should be like Spider-man.

GAMES OF THE FUUUUTURE

Feel free to disparage this list of games I’m looking forward to.

• Street Fighter 4 (Ok, out in 3 days, but fuck you)
• Ghostbusters: The Video Game
• Dead Rising 2
• Bionic Commando? Maybe?  (Out in 4 days, but again, fuck you)
• That wolverine game… no way am I writing that embarrassing title here.
• Alan Wake
• Assassin’s Creed 2
• Brutal Legend
• Mass Effect 2
• Marvel vs. Capcom 3… they almost confirmed it, damn it.
• Prototype
• The King Of Fighters XII
• Final Fantasy IHateRomanNumerals – I’m not going to play it, just buy two copies and laugh at Sony Fans.
• Half Life 2: Episode 3
• Duke Nukem Forever (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Feel free to make fun or remind me of things I’ve forgotten. Because I have forgotten some games, I’m sure.

SONIC CREATOR ALWAYS SAYS THE SHIT I WANT TO HEAR

Interesting reading. I have to say I’ve never really disagreed with anything the man has said in an interview.

A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT

And that shout is “Fuck you, you backwards ignorant unthinking MORONS.”

In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ll put it into simple words for you.

Australian retailers will no longer be allowed to sell unrated online games. If they try, it can mean a hefty fine or prison sentence. This basically means that you can no longer sell online only games in Australia, such as any MMO ever. And of course, the very nature of these games means that companies cannot apply for a classification for their games and keep selling them, because we all know that it is impossible to rate the actions of others online.

Isn’t it enough that Australians have to wait 6 months longer than everybody else for games and most of them are banned anyway, without the government preventing them from buying WoW expansions?

Fuck the Australian Classification Board. Fuck John Hatzistergo. And fuck the Government for having a government regulated system in any fucking case, and for pulling this out of thin air without warning.

Full story here.

ONLY SOME SORT OF LAZY IDIOT WOULD CALL THIS A POST

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11 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY DEUS EX

1. Because J.C. Denton is one baaaaad mutha.
2. Because that Fallout 3 game you all fantasise about wishes it had a first-person shooter style levelling system this damn good.
3. Because you’re a complete retard who only ever played the shitty sequel. And probably on the Xbox.
4. Because the stealth pistol kicks butt.
5. Because the story about giant conspiracies and the cutting off of civil liberties still feels relevant today.
6. It runs on the Unreal 1 Engine, which still kicks ass.
7. A brilliant musical score. Bitch.
8. Multiple multiple multiple routes through the game.
9. It supplied the namesake for this blog!
10. Gunther! “I WANTED O-RANGE! IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME!”
11. It’s still like 14 days to Christmas at the time of writing in any case. And SF4 isn’t out on home consoles until February. What else can you play which competes?