Stuff I Hate

I fucking love games and fucking hate the fact I love them. I hate casual fucktards. I despise the Wii with a passion and all those who support it. I hate the needless pattern of putting sequels and ports on the Wii for no reason. I hate those who love this idea CUZ TEH CUNTROL IS REVOLUTIONARIEZ!!!!! I despise Mario, the smug overused little piece of shit. I hate Quantity over Quality, and therefore am physically repulsed by Elder Scrolls games. I hate repetitive fucking plots and boring turn based combat, so I despise Final Fantasy and it’s disgusting ilk. I hate people who hate Halo just because its fashionable. I hate people who hail Killzone because they want it to be better than Halo. I hate those who think Halo is perfect and can do no wrong. I hate people who only play CS and not Half-Life. I hate snobbish PC gaming pricks who look down on console owners. I hate how PS3 owners think any of their shit range of exclusives will save their system. I hate people who think GEARS OF WAR R BEST GAM EVAR. I hate companies who choose profit over innovation. I hate how Sonic sucks now. I hate Rogues who tell me to L2P when I get stunlocked to death. I hate rogues who tell me to switch to shield and kite when fighting them, seeing as that’s COMPLETELY AGAINST THE POINT OF AN ENHANCE SHAMMY. As you may have guessed, I’m beginning to hate World of Warcraft. I hate that it’s the best MMO on the market. I hate how TF2 isn’t really balanced at all, because Pyros are completely overpowered. I hate your face.

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