Category: Blog Info


Getting Stale

Laputan Machine is changing.

My blog has had many names over the years – hell, you could technically go back as far as “The Gaming Truth” if you gave a shit – and a lot of changes to the theme, all rubbish and overly complex. The main problem however has always been a lack of updates, on a random schedule. I can’t really offer any excuses aside from forgetfulness (I once forgot to pay for two ice lollies at a corner shop once and just walked straight out); laziness (God, coming up with interesting things and writing them down takes TIME I COULD BE LYING ABOUT DOING NOTHING); a lack of a PC (Mine died last year. It shows how pathetic this blog became that I didn’t really mention it) and most importantly a lack of imagination. Seriously, I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve sat down and tried to type something… anything out and suffered horrific writer’s block.

Well no longer. Laputan Machine has moved. And from now on I am going to attempt to have something out once a week, minimum. I hereby encourage everyone in the world who ever existed to badger me into writing something every time I miss this target.

This blog shall remain as an archive of frankly much happier times. At least until WordPress feel like deleting it.

Godspeed

- Mark

HORRIBLE NEWS

My Xbox broke. And it isn’t 3 red rings, so it still costs 50 quid to repair. Just great.

ZOMG WAT HAPPENED?!

Answer: MS Paint is the fucking devil. Don’t use it.

Coming soon: A review, maybe. What do you guys want to me to write?

A visionary yet also useless machine? Perfect.

This better be the last fucking time I have to do this.

This time I’m putting all my links on a page instead. It will up soon.

Insert comments making fun of my inability to settle on a name or even a template here:

I remembered that there is already a website called Video Games Suck (it blows, and they fail at games and humour, so i don’t want to risk getting confused with it, like I don’t want to risk venereal disease) so I need to CHANGE THE NAME of this NEVER UPDATED BLOG. I would like suggestions in the comments. Of course, you’ll either not comment at all, because I only have one reader who is James and a lazy bastard, or comment and make crap jokes, because you’re James and can’t even make cancer seem amusing.

Mark: Why do you keep unplugging my controller while I’m charging it?

Father: It’s in the way, and you’re adding to the electric bill.

Mark: But I need to charge this. I’m charging it.

Father: Shut up, I’m watching sport.

ALSO, edited links slightly.

New Template

It handles links better.

I shall attempt to put up a Proper post soon. (Like anyone is reading).

AMGZ

Some sneaky bugger hacked and changed my url!

… no matter, it’s better, anyway. Plus I have the satisfaction of knowing NRT has a broken link until James can get back online and fix it.

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