1. Because J.C. Denton is one baaaaad mutha.
2. Because that Fallout 3 game you all fantasise about wishes it had a first-person shooter style levelling system this damn good.
3. Because you’re a complete retard who only ever played the shitty sequel. And probably on the Xbox.
4. Because the stealth pistol kicks butt.
5. Because the story about giant conspiracies and the cutting off of civil liberties still feels relevant today.
6. It runs on the Unreal 1 Engine, which still kicks ass.
7. A brilliant musical score. Bitch.
8. Multiple multiple multiple routes through the game.
9. It supplied the namesake for this blog!
10. Gunther! “I WANTED O-RANGE! IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME!”
11. It’s still like 14 days to Christmas at the time of writing in any case. And SF4 isn’t out on home consoles until February. What else can you play which competes?
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A visionary yet also useless machine? Perfect.
This better be the last fucking time I have to do this.
This time I’m putting all my links on a page instead. It will up soon.
Insert comments making fun of my inability to settle on a name or even a template here:
