New Horde Races Which Would Be A Better Choice Than Goblins

• Taunka
• Murlocs
• Centaur
• Maghar
• Outland Orcs
• Naga
• Wretched
• Ornery Plainstrider
• Tuskarr
• Nerubian
• Proper Trolls with Muscles
• Faceless Ones
• Gnoll
• Makura
• Harpy
• Kobold
• Hobgoblin
• Spider-Man
• Treant
• Furbolg
• Swift Timber Wolf
• Pandaren
• Undead Orc
• Undead Tauren
• Undead Troll
• Undead Blood Elf
• Undead Goblin
• Undead Undead
• Magnataur
• Gargantuan Thunder Lizard
• Proto-Kodo
• Arrakoa
• Broken Draenei
• Ogre
• Sporeling
• Anubisath
• Gorloc
• Leper Gnome
• Mutant Murloc
• Wolvar
• Night Elf
• Ghost
• Dragonspawn
• Sea Serpent
• High Priestess Tyrande Whisperwind
• Cachalot Whale
• Hydra
• Trogg
• Treant
• Spirit Healer
• Titan

If you think some of these make no sense, I must point out that anyone wanting to actually play a Goblin makes no sense.

GAMES OF THE FUUUUTURE

Feel free to disparage this list of games I’m looking forward to.

• Street Fighter 4 (Ok, out in 3 days, but fuck you)
• Ghostbusters: The Video Game
• Dead Rising 2
• Bionic Commando? Maybe?  (Out in 4 days, but again, fuck you)
• That wolverine game… no way am I writing that embarrassing title here.
• Alan Wake
• Assassin’s Creed 2
• Brutal Legend
• Mass Effect 2
• Marvel vs. Capcom 3… they almost confirmed it, damn it.
• Prototype
• The King Of Fighters XII
• Final Fantasy IHateRomanNumerals – I’m not going to play it, just buy two copies and laugh at Sony Fans.
• Half Life 2: Episode 3
• Duke Nukem Forever (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Feel free to make fun or remind me of things I’ve forgotten. Because I have forgotten some games, I’m sure.

11 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD PLAY DEUS EX

1. Because J.C. Denton is one baaaaad mutha.
2. Because that Fallout 3 game you all fantasise about wishes it had a first-person shooter style levelling system this damn good.
3. Because you’re a complete retard who only ever played the shitty sequel. And probably on the Xbox.
4. Because the stealth pistol kicks butt.
5. Because the story about giant conspiracies and the cutting off of civil liberties still feels relevant today.
6. It runs on the Unreal 1 Engine, which still kicks ass.
7. A brilliant musical score. Bitch.
8. Multiple multiple multiple routes through the game.
9. It supplied the namesake for this blog!
10. Gunther! “I WANTED O-RANGE! IT GAVE ME LEMON LIME!”
11. It’s still like 14 days to Christmas at the time of writing in any case. And SF4 isn’t out on home consoles until February. What else can you play which competes?

11 Reasons Why Shaman Rock in PvP

1. PurgePurgePurgePurgePurgePurgePurge!

2. FROOOOOST SHOOOOOOOOCK!

3. Pet dogs that eat face.

4. Thunderstorm and EoTS Flag Point = Win

5. OH LOOK I INTERRUPTED YOUR SPELL EVERY 6 SECONDS

6. Magma Totem = You no take flag!

7. Earth Shield = Teh God Mode? (Well… used to)

8. Flameshock mean you no vanish!

9. SHAMMY RAGE MEANS YOU BARELY HURT ME PUNY MORTAL

10. OH HAI I THINK YOUR POM PYRO HIT MAH GROUNDING TOTEM

11. This.

P.S. Pity all the other classes rock way more in PvP. Fail.