Tag Archive: PvP


1. PurgePurgePurgePurgePurgePurgePurge!

2. FROOOOOST SHOOOOOOOOCK!

3. Pet dogs that eat face.

4. Thunderstorm and EoTS Flag Point = Win

5. OH LOOK I INTERRUPTED YOUR SPELL EVERY 6 SECONDS

6. Magma Totem = You no take flag!

7. Earth Shield = Teh God Mode? (Well… used to)

8. Flameshock mean you no vanish!

9. SHAMMY RAGE MEANS YOU BARELY HURT ME PUNY MORTAL

10. OH HAI I THINK YOUR POM PYRO HIT MAH GROUNDING TOTEM

11. This.

P.S. Pity all the other classes rock way more in PvP. Fail.

World of Warcraft PvP sucks balls. Everybody kicks the shit out of Shamans (and to a lesser degree, Paladins) while avoiding Warlocks, with their shoulderblades rolled up to their cranium in real life, waiting for the inevitable Rogue attack. And when they put Arena in people started judging you for your Arena rating – there’s truly nothing more pisstaking than a rogue saying “LOL NICE ARENA RATINGS” after you complain a rogue stunlocked you to death and you never had a chance to fight back.

The reason PvP sucks, is because it’s unbalanced. And it will always be unbalanced while there is a class that can turn fucking invisible, stun you, then kill you in 5-10 seconds while you can’t fight back. It’s like PvP for other classes was adapted to try and compensate for this (especially Warlocks) but the fact is that as long as a class exists that uses constant surprise attacks and catches everyone off guard, it not going to be balanced.

Just my two cents. You can guess I won’t bother with PvP anymore.

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